Animal jokes~

“Why does a zebra have both vertical and horizontal stripes on its body?

It has taken some fashion advice – vertical stripes to slim the tummy and horizontal stripes to accentuate the rear!

You know why the penguins tummy is always in white and the other parts are in black?

Um, not genetics problems.
No, not because of the sun shined on their backs. It is because their hands are only long enough for them to wash their tummy but too short to wash other parts of their bodies!!!!!

okay,thats enough for today =D have a happy day ;)